Random thoughts part π

• My rapper name is going to be Master Slushy. I'm not tough enough to have solid ice.
• Jim Morrison is Mr. Mojo Risin. I'm Universal Elm Sky.
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life unless you're dead.
• If it's better to give than to receive, aren't the givers putting the givees at a disadvantage?
• What kind of Christmas were Victorians nostalgic about?
• You'd be cranky too if your name was Ebenezer.
• I'm not 44, I'm 2 score and 4.
• If an angel gets it's wings whenever a bell rings, how do demons get their wings? Whatever it is, we should stop doing it.
• How did angels get their wings before the bronze age?
• The Nutcracker is a terrible name for a ballet unless it's being performed on America's Funniest Home Videos.
• Sleeting sounds a lot more fun than it really is.